asapscience:

punkasfrick:

punkasfrick:

"Son," the father says, examining the broken petri dishes littered about the floor, “I’m not a mad scientist, I’m just a disappointed scientist.”

I don’t even care what you think this is the best post I’ve ever made

Yep. 

tastefullyoffensive:

The Adventures of George Washington (Part 2) by LadyHistory [more]

Previously: Part One

asapscience:

via SciencePorn
5perm:

Dying

5perm:

Dying

(via memes)

tastefullyoffensive:

[scotthilburn]

dannydino11:

if you like me i’ll literally never realize it until you tell me, “I like you” and even then I’m still not sure

(Source: r0yall, via trombone-is-life)

I think we’ve officially reached that annoying time in the year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday, if you wear a sweater, you die from heatstroke.

(Source: ididntasktobemade, via magicalponydolphins)

marvelentertainment:

We like this a latte.
troskx:

I am GROOT!

marvelentertainment:

We like this a latte.

troskx:

I am GROOT!

suck-err:

riverplants:

foods dangerous to dogs:

  1. avocadoes
  2. alcohol
  3. raw bread dough
  4. caffeine
  5. chocolate
  6. grapes and raisins
  7. onions and garlic
  8. macadamia nuts
  9. raw salmon
  10. xylitol (artificial sweeteners)

if you have a dog please reblog this

You don’t need to have a dog, everyone just reblog this maybe ok yes

(via magicalponydolphins)

itsstuckyinmyhead:

School and Tumblr Photoset

(via magicalponydolphins)